Spiderman Spam

As Message Partners, one of the leading providers of email security for Service Providers, we keep a close watch on spam. And with the worldwide release of Spiderman 3 today, we were wondering Spiderman spam would look like. It follows:

To:Spidey@webmail.com
Subject: Your Spider Sense
Want us to make your spider sense really tingle? Then click right here.

To: Webster@empirestatebuilding.com
Subject: Ring Tones
Sure you've got the form fitting spidey suit, and you can stick to the wall and shoot webs. But if don't have the spiderman theme song on your cell phone, you're nothing. Click right here.

To: WebsRUs@superherodiscussion.com
Subject: Webbies
You, yes you, Spiderman, have been chosen for a Webbie award. Now these awards have nothing to do with the world wide web, and everything to do with arachnids. To collect your award, just send us 1 million dollars.

To: stucko@spdrm.com
Subject: Bug of the Month
Yes, you're a man, but you're also part spider, and don't you admit sometimes bugs looks awfully tasty. Well join our bug of the month club, and we'll send you a big juicy new bug in the month every month for your devouring pleasure.

To: BiggerStarThanSuperman@spiderman.com
Subject: Neighborhood Information Service
Superheros can't be everywhere at once, right? So hire us, and we'll be your eye-in-the-sky. Hire us, and we'll give you neighborhood crime statistics, and better yet, we'll even tell you who's been buying extra large insecticide in your area. You don't want to get sprayed with Raid, do you?