Taunting Spam IV

My company, Message Partners, utilizes all the most modern and advanced tools available in the tech arsenal to fight spam, and we also use something totally unique to us: we taunt spam. So I received the following spam email:

Subject: our members get laid. PERIOD

Stop posting profiles on lame dating sites.

People on our site are looking for intimate partners now.

Some naughty, some nice but everyone has fun and gets what they want ;-)

Taunt begins:

Interesting subject line, I must admit, and it did get my interest. So you say your members get laid. You know, some men refer to their Johnsons as their member, so do you mean all of your MEMBERS get laid, or just the people who belong to you oh-so-non-exclusive spammo club?

So you tell me to stop posting my profile on lame dating sites, where with your site, it's just straight to the business at hand, where, in this case, if I'm getting action, well, I don't have to give myself the business with my hand. Ha.

But for all of your promises, sir spam-a-lot, you simply cannot change the true fact of human nature, that, well, that men typically want sex more than women, and are more interested in, well, relationships. So from looking at your site closer, I must only deduce, that if everyone is in fact looking for intimate partners right now, and everyone IS getting what they want, then your site must be all men all the time. PERIOD.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. You should just say you're a gay site and come out of the spam closet, OK?