Taunting Spam II

I said I would do this every Monday, but this Monday was a holiday, and yesterday was too busy of a day, so I chose today to take spam to task and, in essence, to taunt them. Why? Because it makes me feel just a little bit better.

So I received the following spam in my Message Partners' inbox:

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My taunt follows: Huh, interesting, your profligate, overaggressive use of nouns with no connecting verbs is damn near idiot-savant-esque -- without the savant part. So you hook me with Bruce Willis Sylvester Stallone in the subject line.

It's almost like a booming movie trailer...Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone in a blockbuster hit SPAM attack. Not one over-the-hill Hollywood icon, but two, sort of Spam Hard With a Vengeance mixed with Spambo.

This spam will make you laugh, and it will make you cry, and it will also make you plenty confused.

Then it's just pure gibberish, but probably not much different then most of the scripts that get sold in Hollywood. I can just picture some producer guy handing these words over to a screenwriter and saying: We did a study that the next hit movie is going to contain all of these words, but you have to figure out what order they go in.

Then we get to the middle of the spam, the kernel, the truth, the payoff: some penny-stock come-on to help in your pump-and-dump scam run on some foreign exchange.

But you know, I wasted 10 bucks on the last Bruce Willis movie (and I'm probably going to rent the latest version of Rocky), so I think I've spent enough money on your two spam superstars.

You should know, though, if you're spam scam makes money, you're probably going to be hearing from Stallone's and Willis' attorneys. They're going to want their cut.

Who knows, maybe they'll partner up with you, create a Spam-It Hollywood chain of burger joints.