Taunting Spam VI

As things shift to and fro in the great spam battle, I can only think that the work I do for Message Partners, the number one spam blocker for ISPs, and this blog, and the taunting of spam, is a big contributor.

So I received the following spam in my inbox.

To: Me
From: kristina@bestladies4u.com

Lets start new relations!

I am kristina. I am from Saint-Petersburg, Russia. I am young cheerful
creative lady who wants to make happy not only myself but all people
who are around me - my friends and my family. Will you join my circle?
I will be waiting for you reply to: kristina@bestladies4u.com

Begin Taunt:

Hey Kristina, what's going on? So, by your email address, you call yourself best ladies for you. You know who used to use that style of writing quite often: Prince. Back before the internet, and it became common, Prince always wrote 4 instead of for, which makes me think maybe you should call yourself the best girl for Prince.

St. Petersburg...did you know my name is Peter? Which makes me wonder, if my name was Jeeves, would you be from St. Jeevesburg. You see, that's what spam does to a person, it makes them doubt everything.

And you say you are a young cheerful creative lady who wants to make happy not only myself but all people who are around me. I've met a few like you, and the problem is, when they're happy, they make everyone happy, but when they've sad, or mad, or just plain peevish, they have to make sure everyone around them is in a bad mood.

So you know what Kristina, I don't think I want to join your circle, your square, and especially your botnet.