Groundhog Spam Day

Well, once again, it's Groundhog Spam Day, where, somewhere in Pennsylvania, my antispam company, Message Partners, set up an email account and, on this day, on this morning, checked to see if they've got any spam about Groundhogs.

And so it seems the account did get some groundhog spam, or, more specifically, the spam said, Would your groundhog like to be a better lover and be able to last all winter long.

You know what that means? Another year of spam, so you better keep your antispam engines updated, because spam ain't going away anytime soon.