Taunting Spam III

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I received the following spam-mail:

Subject: And be medical

existing; it would be difficult, if not impossible, to find a branch both small and great. For the same thing may be small in comparison things, also, which are said to be such and such in virtue of these aquatic, are differentiae of animal; the species of knowledge
qualities. For pallor and duskiness of complexion are called is long; these things cannot in their own right claim the quantitative these are not relatives, and, this being the case, it would be true to be true and the other false, for when he is not yet able to acquire
It may be questioned whether it is true that no substance is first is reciprocally connected, as in the aforesaid instances, when particular branches of knowledge are not thus explained. The knowledge substance than another, for it has already been stated that this is
also, in virtue of that habit, to be thus or thus disposed; but surface, for he would state the area which it covered. Thus the things is predicated of the individual, the genus both of the species and knowledge does not differ from another in being two-footed.
present in body at all. Thus everything except primary substances is existence of the perceptible. For perception implies a body receptive of these qualities, but only in that subject of which the a universal rule that each of a pair of opposites of this type has and all those qualities which are classed as dispositions. However character: for the terms like and unequal bear unequal bear a subjects one of the pair should be present, and that in a It is the mark of substances and of differentiae that, in all


Begin taunt: Please note, I shortened the spam by about half for clarity and concision, but it actually didn't help el spammo get to any point at all.

Wow. What a word stream my spammy friend. Are you some sort of modern day poet? Because when I squint my eyes and read those words really fast, it just about puts me to sleep, just like poetry.

I caught somewhere in your stream something about being two-footed. Yep, that's me, two footed all right. Wait! Do you mean two feet on the end of each leg. Yes, I think you do. Actually, that's not me at all. I only have two feet in total.

Had you been more clear, I really really think I would have bought something from you.

Oh, and I like the subject line. "And be medical." How do you "be medical." Is that like "be physical." You know the song, Let's get physical, physical, physical. So instead I'm singing, Let's be medical, medical, medical.

That really works! And it's fun. You, my friendly spam, are a genius.