Superman Spam

While we don't have any superhero clients at Message Partners, we feel that it's particularly important to keep their email in-boxes spam free just so they have more time to save the world. That said, here's what I think Superman spam would look like.

To: BlueTightBuddy@Superduper.com
Subject: Got Kryptonite in Your Boxer-Briefs???
While most average girls probably think you're the bomb, Wonder Women is probably wondering why you can't go as long as the Hulk. Click here to stop being a Clark Can't and become a better superlover.

To: S_Chest@Flyboy.com
Subject: Crowded Skies
Is the nation's crowded air traffic getting you down? Getting tired of have to make way for every little Cessna and corporate jet in the crowded skies. Click here, and double the brightness of your tights and cape so pilots see you before you have to pick them out of your ass.

To: ClarkK@MetroNews
Subject: Secret Identity
This is the internet, where rumors abound and secret identities have a way of leaking out. So come visit SecretIdentities.com, and see who they're saying Batman and Superman's real identity is this week.

To: Superman@UpInTheSky.com
Subject: Slower Than a Speeding Bullet
Are you tired of hearing that your faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and all that crap. Sure, that was forty years ago, when bullets didn't go nearly so fast. Need a SuperBoost. Click here and try out our energy drink.