Superman Spam

While we don't have any superhero clients at Message Partners, we feel that it's particularly important to keep their email in-boxes spam free just so they have more time to save the world. That said, here's what I think Superman spam would look like.

To: BlueTightBuddy@Superduper.com
Subject: Got Kryptonite in Your Boxer-Briefs???
While most average girls probably think you're the bomb, Wonder Women is probably wondering why you can't go as long as the Hulk. Click here to stop being a Clark Can't and become a better superlover.

To: S_Chest@Flyboy.com
Subject: Crowded Skies
Is the nation's crowded air traffic getting you down? Getting tired of have to make way for every little Cessna and corporate jet in the crowded skies. Click here, and double the brightness of your tights and cape so pilots see you before you have to pick them out of your ass.

To: ClarkK@MetroNews
Subject: Secret Identity
This is the internet, where rumors abound and secret identities have a way of leaking out. So come visit SecretIdentities.com, and see who they're saying Batman and Superman's real identity is this week.

To: Superman@UpInTheSky.com
Subject: Slower Than a Speeding Bullet
Are you tired of hearing that your faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and all that crap. Sure, that was forty years ago, when bullets didn't go nearly so fast. Need a SuperBoost. Click here and try out our energy drink.

More: Spam in the Movies

Was working last night, doing some last minute stuff for Message Partners before I go off on some business traveling later this week, and while I was working I had the Oscars on.

Which made me think I ought to do another Spam in the Movies entry:

Spam by Me
Spamma, Spamma, Spamma
White Men Can't Jump (unless they buy these new jumping pills)
Dr. Strangelove (sounds like pure spam already)
Spam Like it Hot
Spammie Does Dallas
Spammie Hall
Miracle on 34th St. (which you can have too if you just click here)
Spam Pam
S for Spammetta
2007: A Spam Odyssey
To Have and Have Not (click here and be a Have)

Last and pretty much least...

Butch Cassidy and the SpamDance Kid.