The Necessity of Email Integration

A quick description on our MPP enhancements: On a very basic level, MPP functions as a stand alone email security and compliance product. We have significantly increased functionality in terms of how we can control multiple engines, how we can use comparative spam scoring and our own spam scoring algorithm so we can evaluate many tests. We have added considerable enhancements to our white and black listing methodologies and we’ve done a lot with how we archived messages so we’ve increased the archival capabilities considerably.

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Renaissance Spam

At Message Partners, our platform is something of a renaissance for System Administrators, as our all-in-one email security solution also includes many essential email tools , so instead of spending countless hours scripting and patching various email tools, with our Message Processing Platform, all the tools are already at your fingertips. With that in mind, what would spam look like during the renaissance? It follows:

To: LeSteve@firemail.com
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To: Deanardo@universewideweb.com
Subject: Important New Discovery
Did you know they have proven that the Earth revolves around the sun. You had better purchase our patented Earth Fastener to keep you fastened to the earth and stop you from getting tossed into the cosmos.

To: MarkusArelious@HaYoo.com
Subject: Printing Press
We just invented the printing press. What is a printing press, you ask? We can press the wrinkles out of your pants, your shirts, even your undergarments. Click here.

To: MonaSuzanne@Geemail.com
Subject: Your Career
Not rising fast enough in your job? Do you feel like you have all the skills to be at the top, but the bosses keep holding you back. Come to Machiavelli.com, where we have some very new and interesting ideas on how to get ahead.

To: John1@Popespace.com
Subject: The Age of Reason
Did you know it's the age of reason? What more reason do you need to click here.

To: Leonardo@sunking.com
Subject: The Plague
Stevenson the Barber, who also specializes in bloodletting and amputation, has found the best way to avoid the Black Plague is to wear black stockings over your head. Sure, you'll look silly, but at least you'll be alive. Buy them here.

To: Bobalengelo@Nosebook.com
Subject: Mona Lisa Gone Wild
Ever wonder what Mona Lisa does when she goes out? Get your very accurate drawings of Mona Lisa out partying with Leo Da Vinci and his crew right here.

Spiderman Spam

As Message Partners, one of the leading providers of email security for Service Providers, we keep a close watch on spam. And with the worldwide release of Spiderman 3 today, we were wondering Spiderman spam would look like. It follows:

To:Spidey@webmail.com
Subject: Your Spider Sense
Want us to make your spider sense really tingle? Then click right here.

To: Webster@empirestatebuilding.com
Subject: Ring Tones
Sure you've got the form fitting spidey suit, and you can stick to the wall and shoot webs. But if don't have the spiderman theme song on your cell phone, you're nothing. Click right here.

To: WebsRUs@superherodiscussion.com
Subject: Webbies
You, yes you, Spiderman, have been chosen for a Webbie award. Now these awards have nothing to do with the world wide web, and everything to do with arachnids. To collect your award, just send us 1 million dollars.

To: stucko@spdrm.com
Subject: Bug of the Month
Yes, you're a man, but you're also part spider, and don't you admit sometimes bugs looks awfully tasty. Well join our bug of the month club, and we'll send you a big juicy new bug in the month every month for your devouring pleasure.

To: BiggerStarThanSuperman@spiderman.com
Subject: Neighborhood Information Service
Superheros can't be everywhere at once, right? So hire us, and we'll be your eye-in-the-sky. Hire us, and we'll give you neighborhood crime statistics, and better yet, we'll even tell you who's been buying extra large insecticide in your area. You don't want to get sprayed with Raid, do you?